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See photo 5 for the size chart.\u003cbr\u003e• Available in 4 dark colors\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with DTG (direct-to-garment) on the front\u003cbr\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSIZE CHART (Gildan 18000, inches, measured flat, ±1 in)\u003cbr\u003eSize: S \/ M \/ L \/ XL \/ 2XL \/ 3XL\u003cbr\u003e• Chest width: 20 \/ 22 \/ 24 \/ 26 \/ 28 \/ 30\u003cbr\u003e• Body length: 27 \/ 28 \/ 29 \/ 30 \/ 31 \/ 32\u003cbr\u003e• Sleeve length (center back): 33.5 \/ 34.5 \/ 35.5 \/ 36.5 \/ 37.5 \/ 38.5\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTIMING\u003cbr\u003eMade to order in 2–5 business days, then about 3–7 days in transit (US). Order early for holiday delivery; production and shipping times are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf your sweatshirt arrives damaged or misprinted, message us and we'll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eListing images are digital mockups, not photos of the finished item. 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