Boss-dog energy, dialed all the way up — a sharp-dressed pup in a tailored suit throwing serious swagger. Y2K humor meets streetwear on a heavyweight tee built to get a laugh. Original artwork, no borrowed marks, no licensed graphics.

The Fit

• Oversized drop-shoulder cut, wide through the body
• Straight, relaxed hem for easy layering or a solo look
• Unisex
• Take your normal size for the intended oversized fit; size up one for extra drape

The Build

• 100% cotton, 5.6 oz/yd² (190 g/m²)
• Ribbed round neck with a moderate, slight-stretch hand-feel
• Full-front DTG print

Sizing (garment measurements, laid flat)

• S — chest 22.4" / length 28"
• M — chest 23.6" / length 28.7"
• L — chest 24.8" / length 29.5"
• XL — chest 26" / length 30.3"
• 2XL — chest 27.2" / length 31.1"

Measurements are approximate and taken flat across the garment. Compare against a tee you already own for the most accurate fit.

Care

Machine wash cold on gentle, inside out. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly onto the print.

Shipping & Returns

Made to order and shipped within 1–2 weeks. 30-day returns on unworn items in original condition.